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Personal information
Nickname(s)Clarkey , The Golden God, The Trash Man
Original teamMount Buller Demons
Club information
Current clubWest Coast Wonders
Playing career1
YearsClubGames (Goals)
Mount Buller Demons
West Coast Wonders
10 (8)
232 (186)
242 (194)
Representative team honours
YearsTeamGames (Goals)
Series 3-4
Series 5-
Vic Country
5 (0)
28 (15)
33 (15)
1 Playing statistics to end of round seven S20 .
Career highlights
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ClarkeM is a current player for the West Coast Wonders in the Sweet FA.

He is a monumental flog in the Sweet FA, arriving as a flog under the watchful eye of Tarkyn_24 at the Mount Buller Demons. Tensions soon arose however after he was caught trying to sell himself to the West Coast Wonders to help the rebuilding of a down-and-out club after Kerr4PM had abandoned them. Tarkyn_24 turned on ClarkeM and sacked him mid-week of the mid-season only further enhancing his chances of becoming a Wonder as he was picked up only minutes later through Free Agency by acting captain, Kerrby.

making friends earned him a consistent spot in the midfield for West Coast but it wasn't until Rick18 took the reins at the club that ClarkeM emerged as a highly-respected figure. Becoming a subsidiary captain and signing on many recruits, the Wonders became a successful team on and off the field, resulting in the biggest posting turn around at a club that the {SFA}} has ever seen. The club was near lost to the league and the threat of new club arrivals loomed around the Wonders HQ but with brilliant recruiting, the Wonders became the most active in the entire league and ClarkeM was cheered on and on.

Soon Croweater_41 began to annoy ClarkeM and so they became arch rivals, battling for the same position week in and week out until all of a sudden, Croweater 41 had been announced as the successor to Rick18's captaincy duties. ClarkeM sought revenge and almost immediately bought Croweater 41 the hardest liquor he could find to ensure that his mind would not be at full capacity when he returned to the BigFooty website. He insisted a co-captaincy deal in the early stages of Season 13 and this was to be the first to be done of its kind when it came to fruition. It was a premiership move, allowing the West Coast Wonders to achieve the greatest of all trophies in the entire league. The SFA Premiership, the minor premiership and even the pre-season premiership were all not enough for ClarkeM and so he pushed for Vic Country captaincy and inevitably got it with his quick wit and charm. And as one would expect, ClarkeM lead them to the State of Origin premiership, truly exemplifying how much of a well-rounded arsehole and great player he was.

In Season 17, ClarkeM became a co-host for the inaugural SFA Podcast alongside boncer34 which was well-receved by the SFA community. The SFA Royal Rumble also took the interest of ClarkeM over the mid-season break where he formed an alliance with Eth and Gee Dub to propel himself to the final three. He then decided to go for the win solely and inevitably eliminated both Eth and Gee Dub to claim the title with a total of 8 eliminations.