Pantskyle

pantskyle is a current player for in the. Bucking the trend of only Brisbane/Fitzroy supporters playing for the Roys, West Coast Eagles supporter pantskyle was a new recruit to the Roys FFC in Season 15, and quickly became known for his prolific board activity and obsession with legwear. Onfield, pantskyle offered much to the Gorillas' ruck stocks. He was tagged early as an EKA Medal prospect after winning the best rookie award in the SoO series.

pantskyle capped of the season taking out the EKA medal. He was also named in the Forward Pocket of the SFA All Stars team. His season will go down as one of the best for a Rookie ever recorded.

He started S16 as joint Captain of the NSW/ACT side in SoO. With NSW/ACT winning the Grand Final. S16 at the Roys proved to be a horror show with the Gorilla's claiming the wooden spoon. pantskyle was named the Broken Medal winner as the best player for the season. After two seasons at Brunswick pantskyle moved to the Wonders for S17 and straight into a Vice-Captain position, becoming a turncoat flog. This move was short-lived however after he was quickly turned upon by the league's biggest club due to a disagreement and was traded back to the Roys for 5, perhaps 6, packets of Werther's Originals during the trade period. His personal opinion on the references to poster's family members differed from the values and culture that the Wonders had set and it was quickly realised that he was not a respected leader and would be better off in another location. His six games in the Wonders uniform will be etched in history as one of the biggest mistakes in the entirety of the SFA as it became clear that he was not worthy of ever donning the prestigious blue and gold colours.

After joining the Roys for a second time, Pants kept true and turncoated yet again announcing he was joining the proposed Las Vegas Bears. He will forever be known the worst turncoat EKA medallist of all time.