Carn the Roys!

Carn the Roys! is a current player for the Roys FFC in the Sweet FA. Commencing in Season 11, Carn the Roys! joined the Roys FFC when that club exited recess, slipping in quietly via the shadows cast by other recruits Reardo and Itsmyshow.

While often on the ball, there are times where CtR plays midfield in a similar vein to 3KZ Is Football, bombing impressive long goals from 60 metres.