Roys FFC



The Roys FFC joined the competition in Season 03 (2003), as part of an influx of new clubs that were based on actual VFL/AFL clubs. The Roys recruit almost exclusively Fitzroy supporters/fans, but do not rule out exceptions. The Roys FFC wear maroon and blue colours.

Like their namesake, the successes of the team are currently consigned to the early days of the competition. The Roys won the competition premiership in Season 04, but have not appeared in a Grand Final since that season. A run of low placings, including a couple of wooden spoons, is also punctuated with a two season hiatus where the Roys entered recess some seasons back, their place in the league taken up by the Mod Squad. The return of the Roys has seen them build a steady, if not outstanding, strength of position as a vital component of the Sweet FA.

The nickname of the Roys is the Gorillas, and their logos have usually featured a gorilla, that was affectionately dubbed 'Dyson' in the club's early years. The home ground of the team is a fictitious locale known as Brunswick Junction Oval, an amalgam of two popular Fitzroy home grounds. Unfortunately lack of attention to detail from contributing members of the league continues to result in erroneous information being displayed in place of this locale.

With an older player base - which gives rise to much banter based on eras and chronology - the Roys enjoy a richer verbosity and life experience pool in terms of "activity". While less expansive and much more pedestrian, the Roys FFC end of interchanges on the messageboards are usually more intricately and accurately measured. A surgical feeling abounds when dancing across a field of gorilla needlepoint ague. With some exceptions, it is clear most members of the club are essentially better than you at everything.

Captains over the years include Yippyio, Roylion, FattyLumpkin, Fat Pizza, Fred & Mobbenfuhrer. The club Best & Fairest Award (the "Broken Medal") has been won a record three times by Fat Pizza. Jake the Peg holds the most goalkicking wins for the club, three times leader punctated by the recess seasons 09 & 10. The most goals in any one season for a Roy, however, is an accolade held by Yippyio, in the premiership season of 04, with 102 majors, Roys FFC's only tonne goalkicker.

The Roys are the home of the Chudshake beverage.

Everybody Who Ever Played For : ROYSFC (correct to end-Season 14) Player      Debut   Last Gm   Gms    Hi    Ki    Ma    Ha    Ta    FF    FA    Go    Be YIPPYIO     R01 S03  R2S S06    91     0   449   434   358    26   162   211   136    83 MR_RIPPER  R02 S03  R21 S11    66     9   289   173   232    26   112    32    13     3 ADEY       R02 S03  R21 S05    55     0   303    49    50    26    13    25    55    44 BLACKERS   R02 S03  R21 S08    50     6   234   121   226    31    35    36     8     6 WAYDE_PETE R02 S03  R18 S03    15     0    36    26    41     4     8    10     5     3 BROKEN     R01 S03  R17 S14   138     0   926   552  1029    96   254   224    47    28 SHAZ       R01 S03  R03 S08   105    42   587   369   598    71   222   160    34    28 RABS       R01 S03  R22 S05    58     0   364   136   168    30    76    54    31    25 KOOKA      R01 S03  R17 S14   117    48   519   272   406    58    70   101    75    55 FITZROYRAM R01 S03  R17 S14   102    57   430   356   392    46   132   129    66    44 ROYLION    R01 S03  R17 S14   201     0  1150   721  1091   147   195   357   232   172 MOBBENFUHR R01 S03  R17 S14   172   197  1006   575   806   144   242   206   115    86 FAT PIZZA  R01 S03  R17 S14   202  1624  1715   222   785   410   212   153   196   153 GREGTRI    R01 S03  R22 S05    58     0   452   215   235    24    79    68    39    21 SHIVA25    R01 S03  R21 S08    90     5   393   329   293    18    95   108    67    52 SLAX       R01 S03  R21 S11    81    12   379   109   171    46    24    27    67    46 STOCKA     R01 S03  R1S S13    91     8   681   183   403   147   122   122    75    39 CJWALKLEY  R01 S03  R18 S03    15     0    77    18    23     7     5    10    15    12 MSB_ROYS   R01 S03  R21 S08   123    15   487   294   499    37   111   100    29    15 PHIL_DOYLE R01 S03  R06 S08    21     0    49    22    45    11     2     8    14    10 FATTYLUMPK R01 S03  R17 S14   147    99   805   496   703   102   107   146   107    64 PAUL_D     R01 S03  R17 S14   162    55   927   549  1031    98   238   247    51    46 ACCUBASS   R01 S03  R17 S03     6     0    23    10    11     1    10     0     0     0 FITZMANTLE R02 S03  R2S S06    58     0   235   218   290    29   118   160    25    23 SBAGMAN    R01 S03  R16 S03     8     0    19    18    18     2     2     6     6     1 BLONDIE162 R01 S04  R22 S05    49     0   229   113   215     8    58    36    12    18 NOELMUGAVI R02 S04  R2S S06    62    26   338   147   151    78    66    81    64    37 OLDLION    R05 S04  R2S S06    58     0   199    60    81    36    31    49    35    25 SPECIALBRU R08 S04  R21 S06    23     0    51    13    48     9    16    24    11     6 BOBBYBEECR R05 S04  R21 S11   114    18   666   287   602   209   168   217    57    57 TIMTHETOOL R02 S04  R12 S13    78     3   468   262   529    73   144   143    49    36 HOLLYPIG   R01 S06  R21 S08    52     0   254   180   283    36    86    61    13     5 FLEA29     R01 S06  R17 S14   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