Blacky

Blacky smells is a current player and captain of the in the. He is a two-time All SFA member (S21, S22), and an Easty medal winner (S21). He took over the captaincy of the Royals in Season 21, and led them to a Minor Premiership and Preliminary Final in his first season as captain. He will be the inaugural captain of the Lake Titicaca Tangerines in season 24.
 * All-SFA S21, S22

Blacky Smells was quoted that he rated Golumless as his hero, and reason he began taking the SFA seriously.

The highlight of his career to date is finishing behind Dennis crumpet in the season 23 bees trophy