Mother Russia

Mother Russia is the current coach of the Fighting Furies. She was bought in to straighten out the delinquents that had started to fester the place up.

In a discussion between Nuffers and Tigland it was revealed that Mother Russia was unsigned for the SFA Season 17. Tigland made it a Furies Priority One that the signature of the fiercest entity known to the Balkans.

In the lead up to the game against the West Coast Wonders is where the first mention of the idea originated. 

No less than an hour later Mother Russia was signed to an undisclosed contract for two season with a clause that states she can pick and choose her bed partners and ice cream flavours at will.