Spiderbush

The legend of the Spiderbush has haunted SFA players for many years, some cannot recall when it was first spotted but many players have never been seen again after being touched by it's pure mass. It is owned by The Tommy Gun and is best known as his mass of pubic hair. It has never been shaved nor trimmed from birth and had grown to such a size that sunlight could not be seen at the skin.

Spiderbush even grew to such popularity that it made itself known to Urban Dictionary.